Alright. So. I have a boyfriend. (Don't even get me started on how strange a statement that is for me to make. 6 years of singledom just flew out the window.) And this boyfriend, we're gonna call him Russia, (yup. you guessed it, he was born and raised in Russia) well, Russia, like most other non-American men has not been circumcised. Now, this doesn't bother me. I lived in Italy for two-ish years and dated my fare share of uncircumcised men, and I'm also a bit of a naturalist and believe we should not alter how we were created - at least not to the point of mutilation.
There have been news stories about women in third-world countries who are abused and subjected to clitoral circumcision and it disgusts us more 'refined' folk. Yet we, in good conscience, decide that all little boys with the misfortune of being born should have a little bit of extra skin hacked off of their teeny tiny little innocent penises. (penii? what the hell is plural of penis?) I'm sorry. THAT IS DISGUSTING. We claim it's for cleanliness. Can't you take an extra 2 seconds to clean the folds of your child's genitalia? Parents do it for little girls. And when that little extra-skinned boy gets older TEACH HIM TO CLEAN HIS SHIT ON HIS OWN!!! honestly. people's stupidity just baffles me. Circumcision is penile mutilation, yet it's a common practice (thanks to the Jews. I've been to my fair share of briss' thanks to the the faith of my mother's side of the family, and let me tell you, that is NOT something to be celebrated.) and that somehow makes it okay.
LONG LIVE FORE-SKIN AND OVERLY SENSITIVE MALE GENITALIA.
That is all. And if I ever have a son, you can damn sure assume his dick is not gettin' snipped.
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